United States... Oppo, Teach Me!

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07/07/2016 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

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I’ll be flying to the US (Boston) next week. I’ve never been to North America. What should I, a naive and innocent European, look out for? Culturally, legally, something else? Are you really expected to directly pay the wage of a server? Will you be shot 217 times if you look at a police officer in a weird way?

Tell me everything I need to know that isn’t obvious to someone used to countries like the Netherlands and Germany.

Also, for Boston after arriving at the airport: taxi or Uber? Also: are there toll roads anywhere and, if so, do you need special passes?

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , very roughly, will be our route. Plus Portsmouth, but due to google maps limitation I cut that one out of the map. Airbnb almost all the time.

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Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:28

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Flip every one off all the time, stiff your waiters, yell “America sucks” as often as possible, and call the cops “pigs”...do that and you should be fine


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:30

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You’ll probably find people to be loud. That’s one of the most significant things I always take away from the Northeast that you don’t find in most of the rest of the US or Europe (save for Italy, maybe). It’s not necessarily boastful or obnoxious, just loud. YMMV because once you’re outside the cities, it drops off pretty quickly. But to me, it always initially sounds angry and aggressive, even when that’s not the goal. You get used to it after a while, though. It was always hard for me to spend more than a couple weeks abroad, then I come back to the US through NY, Chicago, or Atlanta, and I always get that same impression coming home.


Kinja'd!!! Ed, for the old good times > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:32

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If you are a smoker it´s the best time to try to quit.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:32

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Despite what you may have heard people in the US, especially on the east coast, like to be greeted with a warm hug and gentle kiss on the forehead.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
07/06/2016 at 16:33

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I dunno, that sounds awful polite for New England. He should probably actually stab somebody.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/06/2016 at 16:34

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Maybe defecate on a few cars as well


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Ed, for the old good times
07/06/2016 at 16:36

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If you are a smoker

What is this? 1987? I haven’t touched a cigarette in my life. Litterally. I even refrained from smoking pot and stuck to omelettes and brownies (TSA, if you’re reading this, it was both legal and over a decade ago).


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > HammerheadFistpunch
07/06/2016 at 16:37

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gentle kiss on the forehead

That’s sexual innuendo, right? Do I have to drop trou?


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07/06/2016 at 16:38

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I want video of this being tried on random strangers.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:38

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You can try that too, I can promise results though I can’t promise they will be good.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:39

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First thing you should do is run down to the harbor and yell “WHERE’S ALL THE FUCKING TEA?!?” Also, make sure you go to a bar and insult the Patriots. Should be fun.

Yes you should tip, because in our country the law often allows employers to pay tipped employees well under minimum wage, often insultingly low money (like $3 an hour), and they do this happily. Usually a fair tip for good service is 15% of the bill. Sucks, but that’s how things work because otherwise the servers get boned.

I don’t know tons about the East coast, but there are toll roads everywhere that I’ve been back there.

You only get shot by police for no reason here if you’re black. If you’re white they’ll probably let you hold their gun if you teach them a foreign swear word.

And remember, the letter “O” is actually the letter “A”. They have ways of making you pronounce the letter O.


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:40

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Yes to all.

15-20% is normal

Never make eye contact or avoid eye contact. Both will get you shot

Cash should be fine

You can turn right at red lights

Try to find as many tiny local breweries as you can. Probably the best part of this country


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:41

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If you can’t understand what people in Boston are saying, don’t worry, no one else in the U.S. can either.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/06/2016 at 16:41

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It worked for Mark Wahlberg.


Kinja'd!!! notsomethingstructural > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:42

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Read the guides about when Americans expect people to tip, it’s not just the servers. Basically any time you would say “thank you” to someone who is working but isn’t being paid, like, 15 Euro an hour.

All toll roads accept cash. If you are in a commercial vehicle, there are some roads you can’t use, but they are the exception and not the norm. Storrow Drive in Boston is one, I believe. If you are in a passenger car, this is a non-issue.

Many of those areas are fairly touristy, which is fine. If you act like a tourist, people will be used to it anyways and will probably be helpful.

The speed limit on highways over in that area will be 55-65mph, or 90-100km/h. You can generally go 20 km/h over the limit, or up to about 125 km/h. You are better off being the second fastest car on the road.

Pepe’s Pizza in New Haven is arguably the best in the country. They have a white pizza made with clams and without tomatoes that should be in season. Get that if you can. The almost-consensus birth of the hamburger is also in New Haven, Louis Lunch, but I’ve never been and friends say it’s overrated. You get Clam Chowder in Boston and Lobster in Bar Harbor. Ideally New England lobster dinners are served with cole slaw and an ear of corn, but corn is not yet locally in season.

No, you will not get shot 217 times if you stare at police officers, they’re up to 220 times now.

Also I hope you have some time planned to go to Acadia, it should be lovely this time of year.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Ed, for the old good times
07/06/2016 at 16:44

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If anything, traveling makes me chain smoke like crazy. I’d probably end up stabbing someone if I tried to quit while traveling.


Kinja'd!!! Ed, for the old good times > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:45

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Thinking of Gitanes and Gauloises, at least in France they smoke them anywhere...


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:45

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The only toll road in Massachusetts is I90 which travels westward out of Boston. Passes are optional, there are booths where you pay cash. If I remember you talking about going northward correctly, be warned that New Hampshire has a bunch of toll roads too.


Kinja'd!!! DylanToback > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:45

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First off, great choice to make a stop in Providence. It’s an interesting city and has some excellent restaurants and coffee shops. If you can make it to Newport Rhode Island, I would highly recommend that as well.

If you like beer, and want to try some of the best in New England, check out Trillium Brewing. They have a location in Boston (though I don’t believe they actually serve beers there), and they have one in Canton Massachusetts, which is not too far outside Boston.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:47

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Wearing a Yankees hat should be a great way to meet new and interesting people.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch
07/06/2016 at 16:47

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They really like this in the Southeastern States.


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:48

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You already speak English, so that’s pretty much the only requirement. Some other random advice:

-Tip 10 to 20+% depending on service. However, most people just tip servers 20% regardless of service, and less than 15% is kind of a tight-ass move. Also, like $1 a drink at a bar, maybe $2 if they are expensive.]

-Disregard speed limits. Just go with the flow of traffic like everyone else does. Try to save you coinage, as some tolls require exact change.

-Gas is more expensive, and food is worse, at roadside rest-stops.

-Seafood is good in New England, also Italian and Portuguese food.

-Restaurants without bars, and retail stores typically stay open until 8 or 9 pm except for Sundays (sometimes). Pharmacies and convenience stores are open even later. Bars don’t close until 1:30 pm or later.

-You can drive most of the way up Mount Cadillac, then hike to the summit. Acadia National Park is a great place to hike.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:50

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The Mass pike is a roll road. I don’t know about Uber vs Taxi but Boston drivers are awful.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > RallyWrench
07/06/2016 at 16:51

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And remember, the letter “O” is actually the letter “A”. They have ways of making you pronounce the letter O.

In what way? Maine is pronounced as Moine?

You only get shot by police for no reason here if you’re black. If you’re white they’ll probably let you hold their gun if you teach them a foreign swear word.

I’m so white it’s offensive. Having said that, I’m covered with freckles, and freckels are rather melatonin-heavy. Does this mean I get to hold their guns before they shoot me, or will they shoot me first and give me the gun second?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:52

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Ooh! The right-turn-on-red rule! Basically, if you are at a red light and need to turn right, and you deem that the oncoming traffic is safe to merge with, you are permitted to turn right on red. More dangerous intersections might have a sign forbidding right turns so look out for those, but it’s expected for people to turn right on red and you will be honked at if you don’t.

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Clarkson once called the right-on-red rule “America’s only contribution to civilization".


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 16:53

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Boston has lots of Irish heritage, freckles are fine.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > notsomethingstructural
07/06/2016 at 16:55

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Yes to Frank Pepe’s on Wooster St. New Haven, CT. Best pizza on the planet.

Louis lunch makes an excellent burger using the same vertical gas ovens they used from the beginning. Tiny brick building filled with wooden church pew’s for seating. Don’t expect any variety though. Burger, cheese spread, on white toast. That is all.. and if you ask for ketchup you will be forcibly ejected.

Also worth mentioning is Meriden, CT. The birthplace of the Steamed Cheeeeburger. Yes, I know it sounds just wrong, but a juicier tastier more unique burger does not exist on this planet. Only available in Meriden Ct, as far as I know.

Ct offers some of the best food in North America. Sometimes I swear that I haven’t had a decent meal in over a decade.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > DylanToback
07/06/2016 at 16:56

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coffee shops

I’m Dutch. I used to live right next to a coffee shop. I don’t believe they served coffee, but the shop did emit interesting vapors. Am I right in expecting Providence coffee shops to be rather different?


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > notsomethingstructural
07/06/2016 at 16:57

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Can confirm, Frank Pepe’s white clam pizza is delicious.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:00

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Basically this, unpopular opinion, but I grew up in the south, so I’ve seen it.

If you respect the police, you won’t get shot, no matter what color you are. If they act threatening, just be polite and respectful. I’ve gotten out of tickets more than once, and something worse because of this.

9/10 they won’t pull you over if you are just keeping up with traffic.

Watch out for small towns, speed traps do exist. They will pull you over for nonsense, especially if you aren’t local.

At least in the Southeast, the sketchiest looking restaurants are usually the best. Of course Google the place, but it’s always worked for me.

Tip at least 15%, because they usually get absolutely pathetic pay without them.


Kinja'd!!! DylanToback > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:00

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Yes, in my experience they are different. If you google “best coffee shops in Providence RI” you will get a ton of results and nearly all of them are quite good. Seven Stars Bakery is particularly good. Both the coffee and the pastrys are excellent. White Electric Coffee, and Bolt Coffee are also two of my favorites.


Kinja'd!!! notsomethingstructural > LOREM IPSUM
07/06/2016 at 17:01

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Connecticut food is preposterously underrated. You will also never get a bad buffalo wing in Connecticut, ever.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > notsomethingstructural
07/06/2016 at 17:02

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Absolutely agree.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/06/2016 at 17:02

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Clarkson once called the right-on-red rule “America’s only contribution to civilization”.

We actually copied that practise. Only for cyclists at specific intersections though.

Also: Torchbug will be mailed to me. If you still want it I either need an address to mail to or we’ll need to meet some place. I’ll be in Fallmouth for 3 nights, which is the closest to you I believe.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:02

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Don’t write “Nascar sucks” on your rental. Oh wait. That’s just my state.


Kinja'd!!! RCMF - is hungry for V10 Touaregs and long kinja names > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:07

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At that latitude, rule of thumb is the further north/away from cities you go, the nicer and quieter people are. I’ve actually done a pretty similar road trip (hit Burlington and Bar Harbor, among others), and it was an absolute blast. Make sure you spend some time on Lake Champlain; I don’t know how outdoorsy you are, but there are some incredible sand bar areas where you can basically walk out to the middle of the lake and the water stays about waist deep.

As for the etiquette, though, the easiest thing to do is ask lots of questions. If there’s one thing Northeastern Americans like to do, it’s talk about themselves, and if they feel like they’re teaching you something about their culture or lives, then even better! More specifically, while Americans can be all kinds of jerks, we’re actually incredibly superficially friendly compared to many other parts of the world (at least in most of the country). This isn’t true everywhere, but don’t be surprised if total strangers smile and say hello and strike up conversations. Do the same! Best case you get some good local info and advice. Have fun!

Edit: Someone already said it, but the somewhat sad truth is that if you’re white, don’t sweat any unwarranted attention/overt violence from the cops. Play the innocence card. Many officers will choose a “I don’t know how you do it in the Neverlands, but...” speech over a ticket if they have a choice!


Kinja'd!!! DylanToback > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:11

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Also, as far as beer goes. If you prefer lagers and more traditionally european styles of beer (as opposed to modern American IPAs and such), Jack’s Abby is a brewery not too far from Boston (you should be able to find their stuff in a lot of Boston bars as well) that focuses on Lagers. They are quite good.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
07/06/2016 at 17:12

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You already speak English, so that’s pretty much the only requirement.

That’s a common misconception. I write English. The last time I had a real conversation in spoken English was many years ago. The last time I spoke English was when I met American Oppo member KatzManDu a few weeks ago. I stuttered mostly. It was so bad he thought he needed to try French on me (the language). My ability to speak English has become rather rusty.

*makes mental note: take WD40 along. In a container no larger than 100 ml.

-Gas is more expensive, and food is worse, at roadside rest-stops.

This isn’t any different than what I’m used to. Well the one thing that is different are the gas prices. In the US they range from comically cheap to comically cheap. From my perspective that is.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:13

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As much Irish as is in the blood there, you’ll be fine. “Maine” is the exception to the O/A rule, like Y is the exception to the vowel rule. O is A, but A is not O. It’s a crazy double standard, I know.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > DylanToback
07/06/2016 at 17:16

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I will be trying the beer. I’m a fan, usually of the higher end Belgian stuff. My girlfriend, who I’m taking this trip with, lives in Munich (home to Oktoberfest), and complains about the horrible beer in Bavaria. She’s lived in Belgium for years (and New Zealand, Switzerland and mid/northwestern Germany), so she’s a bit spoiled when it comes to beer culture.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:19

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9/10 times people are rude and awful. Feel free to also be rude and awful. (But not too rude and awful.)

Yeah, tipping a server is important.

Gotta try lobster rolls if you’re visiting the East Coast.

Also, not sure if you’re a fan of this. But my family collects region-specific Starbucks mugs. (For example, California will have a mugs for California, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Orange County.) If you’re interested, stop by the Starbucks to collect some mugs so you can remember your road trip.

A welcome to the US in advance. Consider visiting the West Coast and Midwest the next time you have time, there's multiple flavors of United States to experience.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
07/06/2016 at 17:24

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Well, Boston was predetermined as my girlfriend has a conference at Harvard next weekend (tickets paid, for 1), so we decided to add a little vacation. There are lots of countries to explore, but depending on this trip I don’t rule out coming back to the US some time in the future. Time is never the issue (I’m European...), but money and planning is. I could drive to Spain, the Czech Republic or Sweden in a day, on a whim, in my own car. North America (or Asia, or...) needs planning, expensive tickets, a rental and just a lot more of a headache.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 17:50

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You’re traveling to Burlington?

The obvious question is why. But, since you’ve surely got a reason, there are things to do here if you have the time.

There’s plenty of food and beer tourism in VT. Also a cars and coffee on the 16th in South Burlington.

Do tip the servers, as the other out of town folk, the Quebecois, tend not to, and it makes people grumpy.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Tekamul
07/06/2016 at 18:04

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Yes, I’ll be in Burlington the 21-23th of July, so no C&C for me.

The obvious question is why. But, (...) there are things to do here

I think you just answered your own question. On a more serious note, we are doing a little road trip and Burlington both fits in nicely geographically and is suggested by guides and the like. So why not?


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
07/06/2016 at 18:13

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To be safe, totally. And make sure to tell everybody that the Yankees fawkin suck, all the time, at every opportunity.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 18:14

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If you come to Rhode Island, punch anybody who tries to tell you a milkshake is called a cabinet here. Nobody calls a milk shake a cabinet. We do, however, call long sandwiches ‘grinders’.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/06/2016 at 18:22

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Does this mean a cabinet will not bring all the boys to the yard in Rhode Island?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 18:30

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You should definitely hit the lake then. Also, the beer as I mentioned. There’s a lot of local breweries, including heady topper from The Alchemist, cider too.

Anything particular you’re hoping to do?


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 18:55

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“My cabinet brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like NOBODY CALLS IT THAT, STOP PERPETUATING THAT MYTH!”


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07/06/2016 at 18:58

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I could pop over and you could meet me at the ferry.

I don’t know the restaurants and attractions in Falmouth that well but if you want some of best meat you’ve had in your life and don’t mind spending some money you should totally head for the Brazilian Grill in Hyannis. It’s maybe 30 minutes away from Falmouth.

Depending on my work schedule I could maybe even show you around the Vineyard.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 19:19

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Don’t, whatever you do, attempt taxation without representation.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 21:57

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Oh hey! You’re rolling through my town.

I know you’ve already got a schedule, but just FYI New England Forest Rally is taking place in Newry, Maine July 15-16


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 23:01

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on cape cod a milkshake is called a frappe. a milkshake will just be milk and some chocolate syrup. A frappe is made of ice cream.

special passes? yes go up to the toll booth and tell the person in the booth you have diplomatic immunity. show them your passport and only answer if they ask a question three times. if they question, get very irate. /s

I think you’ll be skipping most of the toll highways. (maybe a few in New Hampshire) some highways have them but there is always a cash option. there are some tolls in the Boston area.

July 23 there is a race at Lime Rock, in Ct. Its kind of out of the way though.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > duurtlang
07/06/2016 at 23:21

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most important question: what will you be driving?


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/07/2016 at 02:04

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A rental. “Ford Fusion or similar”. I wanted a Mustang (because America), but was only able to rent one for a reasonable price via US websites, and on those websites you NEED to add insurance for a lot of money. Maybe not for an American, but for me it was +50%. Book via an European branch of the same company and the price is similar, yet includes the needed insurance as standard. Sadly no Mustang as option. Maybe I can get an upgrade at the desk. I booked at Budget.


Kinja'd!!! DylanToback > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 10:53

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Great. She might like Jack’s Abby then. I still highly recommend Trillium Brewing. They brew a variety of beers, including a couple Belgian styles. Their IPAs are incredible though and do not taste like any traditionally hoppy beers you might have had. They have a lot of fruit and citrus flavor.

Additionally, I just noticed you are going through Portland Maine. Allagash Brewing is in Portland. They brew almost exclusively Belgian style beers. Many of their beers are as good, if not better, than many I have had from Belgium. I would highly recommend checking them out as well. They also do tours of the brewery.


Kinja'd!!! JEM > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 11:54

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Nice tour route! Looks like you’ll be hitting lots of cool stuff. I live in the middle of it, in Worcester, MA.

1: Welcome to the traffic hell that is Boston, MA. It will take you 2x the amount of time (at least) to get anywhere within 40 miles of Boston between 630-930am and 3-630pm due to terrible congestion.

2: Portland, ME is such a great food destination, I can’t even begin to describe where you should eat.

3: Do not stop in Springfield, MA

4: I-95 is a pretty soul sucking highway. It’s a necessary evil, but try to get off it as much as possible.

5: Watch out for junkies. The heroin/opiate crisis is not good in a lot of places here. I feel like this is especially true in Portland.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 12:59

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Don’t smoke weed or you will be shot.


Kinja'd!!! facw > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:01

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Yep, you’ll pay more a rest stop, but it will still be massively cheap compared to what you are used to.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Ed, for the old good times
07/07/2016 at 13:05

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....not any more!


Kinja'd!!! CaptainSlower > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:08

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Be sure to buy a helpful phrasebook to communicate with the locals.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:10

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You should definitely come prepared. Super Mutants and raiders pretty much own the majority of habitable Boston, the rest is so irradiated that you’ll need power armor to get through safely. Also stay away from the water. Mirelurks suck.

(All my Boston experience is from Fallout. Please do not regard this as actual tips)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:14

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Drive from Boston to Austin (3159.14 kilometers) and have some yummy BBQ

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Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:14

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Everyone you walk by will say “hey, how’s it going, how are you, etc” but nobody is expecting an answer. In fact most of the time you answer with a similar question


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > EL_ULY
07/07/2016 at 13:17

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I just had work-related BBQ. It wasn’t overly yummy.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > notsomethingstructural
07/07/2016 at 13:22

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Pizza? In New England? No tomatoes??? Real pizza ONLY comes from NY or NJ! Everywhere else is a sad imitation. It is ALL about the sauce.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:26

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Also note, cyclists don’t follow ANY rules in the US. Traffic lights, stop signs, sidewalks, one way signs; doesn’t matter, cyclists will go anywhere with no remorse.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/07/2016 at 13:27

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We should stay in touch. A little tour (work schedule permitted) sounds awesome! I’ll be staying in Falmouth from the 25th to the 28th of July. The 28th is the day I fly back home.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:29

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When you get to Exit 127 on 95 you should take a side trip and go to Big G’s deli for the largest and best sandwiches you’ve ever seen.

http://www.big-g-s-deli.com/

Route 1 is also a great drive around the coast.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:30

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don’t take rt 24. its boring. you should take rt 3A instead. it will bring you along the coast and will show you a lot of New England. Plymouth is a good stop for tourist crap and a lunch on the way to Falmouth. there are a couple toll roads north of Boston but the main stuff is getting out of the airport and the Mass Pike. Rt 24, Rt3 and Rt 3A are all not toll roads. I wopuld also say RT3 over 24 unless there is a reason ur taking 24

yes tips happen for dining, watch cuz some places auto include it, others dont. I usually take the first number and double it (so a $25 bill would get a $4 tip)

Factory Five Racing is right near where you have that T intersection in Wareham

dont wear Yankees stuff in Boston.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:31

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Definitely ask for an upgrade at the desk! If you are renting from an airport location, they should have plenty of options. And remember that you can actually negotiate the price of the rental if it is an upgrade. Generally you can get something at least somewhat fun affordably that way.

Alternatively, check out Turo.com. That is a fantastic way to rent a car! I have gotten manual cars that way and that makes for a way better rental experience. I hate all of the automatic rentals!


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Dusty Ventures
07/07/2016 at 13:33

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Too bad the airline won’t take my Peugeot 205 GTi as carry one luggage. If I’d been driving that I’d have given you some time behind the wheel.

July 15-16 I won’t be in Maine (yet).


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:33

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niiice!!! We never have yummy things here lol :]


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:34

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i could possible be around at that time as well


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > LOREM IPSUM
07/07/2016 at 13:35

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Of all the terrible suggestions, this is probably the absolute worst one! Not sure which is worse, yankee hat while walking around Boston or NY Giants jersey while walking around Philadelphia.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
07/07/2016 at 13:36

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Wearing a Vancouver Canucks jersey in Boston is also a great conversation starter for what it’s worth.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
07/07/2016 at 13:40

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I’ll feel right at home there then. I live in Groningen, which I see as bicyle capitol in the world. In this country there are literally more bikes than people (I only use bikes for practical reasons, and I alone already own 3). That’s the entire country, my city houses a huge (for the size of the city) international university and as students typically don’t own cars here they all cycle to get around. Quite literally all of them. The city is compact and flat enough to do so.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:42

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You’re pretty much well covered already, but a couple more things that haven’t really been mentioned. On the east coast particularly, people have their heads up their ass. Particularly people walking in crosswalks or sidewalks. Expect people to walk out in front of you in a crosswalk (or even sometimes not in one) without looking whatsoever. It’s just the norm here.

It's been years since I've been to Europe (Germany specifically), but they weren't huge fans of using ice there. In the US, restaurants in particular love their ice. So, if you are used to drinking a cola on the warmer side, ask it without ice. Same goes for water. I see you'll be in Vermont for a bit. If you're a fan of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (does that even make it over there?), the factory is only a slight detour off of 91 in Vermont. You can take a tour there for a few bucks, and they'll usually give you a free sample. Also in the area is Cabot Cheese. They make some damn good cheese (particularly cheddar), if you're a cheese person.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:44

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Wait, so you’re going to New Haven, but not New York? Da fuk?


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:44

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I work near downtown Portland, Maine. Check out the Old Port area. It’s got a great arts, music, and food scene. It’s got fantastic microbrewery and microdistillery options, and decent walking and biking trails that wind all through and around the city and waterfront. If you want to rent a bicycle, check in with Gorham Bike and Ski on Congress St. It’s a good way to get around the city without paying for a cab or Uber. Given that Portland is bound by water on three sides, you’re never a long ride from anything you might want to see.

As for car related stuff, there’s an Antique auto museum in Wells, another near Boothbay, and a good transportation museum in Owl’s Head. I’m not sure when the Owl’s Head auction is this year, but I’m planning on attending. If you’re into trains, the Seacoast Trolley Museum in Arundel is cool. Lots of turn of the century rail cars, hardware, and buildings related to a defunct light rail system that used to serve the Maine seacoast. They offer trolley rides on a section of track that’s still active. Also:

Also, you might like the Ogunquit area. They offer some of the best beaches in the area and is very tourist oriented.

As for tolls, paying cash is generally the easiest option unless your rental comes with an “ez pass” transponder.

If you’ve got any more questions on the southern Maine area, I’d be happy to further elaborate.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:45

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If you go out drinking, ask for a shot of our new national liquor, Fireball.

After you drink it, ask the bartender to bring you an actual good cocktail.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:45

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You’re going right through my neck of the woods, and by that I mean, you’re going through a LOT of woods on 112 in New Hampshire. On 112 almost exactly one mile in from the east side, there’s a ski jump in the woods on the left side. I coach high school kids on that in the winter. Although, you’re from Germany where there are REAL ski jumps... this one will just look... small.

In North Woodstock, NH - right after Lincoln if you’re on 112 - there are a few things worth looking out for. One is a car museum with a Reliant Robin and then of course mostly American stuff. I haven’t been inside (I know, I know!) but it looks cool. Kinda small but it’s literally on your way. There’s a good brewery/restaurant in Woodstock called... you guessed it! Woodstock Inn / Brewery. Great place.

I’d also maybe suggest going North on 93 from Lincoln/North Woodstock, then over to VT a different way. The drive through Franconia Notch is beautiful. No Alps, but nice mountains regardless. Countless amazing day hikes in there if you’re interested.

In VT, if you’re into beer, you absolutely must go to the Alchemist Brewery in Waterbury VT, it’s pretty much along the route you have above. They have some amazing beers there, one in particular called Heady Topper which has earned them quite a reputation. It consistently rates among the top beers.

I’m sure I’ll think of other things. Like, the Mount Washington Auto Road - not quite on your route but maybe worth a detour. Depends on time and weather - the weather up there is famously bad.

Cheers


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
07/07/2016 at 13:46

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I’ve already booked the car, so I’ll skip Turo. I did check it out before booking, but when only considering cars cheaper than rentals there wasn’t anything that I’d prefer over the relative security of a rental.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:47

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At the airport take a bus to the rental car place and then take a taxi from there. Cheaper and less a wait.

Next do anything and everything to get out of Boston/Mass as quickly as you can.

Thank me later.


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07/07/2016 at 13:49

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Keep in mind that it’s illegal to make a right on red in the city unless there’s a sign specifically allowing it. Massholes do not understand this.


Kinja'd!!! notsomethingstructural > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
07/07/2016 at 13:50

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Pepes proves without a doubt it is all about the crust, and I would know because I'm a New Yorker.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/07/2016 at 13:51

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Do you like the Torchbug? Because Torchbug will be in my bag when flying into the US. EssExTee will take it out of my hands. Its previous trip (I’m one of the participants; see ‘88 Peugeot 205 GTi)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RallyWrench
07/07/2016 at 13:51

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It’s not a double standard, it’s just American. Wish we would stop calling it English.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/07/2016 at 13:52

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Not the kiss on the forehead thing, but the hugs? Yep.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Cé hé sin
07/07/2016 at 13:52

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Did the tobacconists strike?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:52

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I’ll get back to you once I get my schedule for that week.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > spanfucker retire bitch
07/07/2016 at 13:53

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...or wants to.

http://www.theonion.com/article/pretty…


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2016 at 13:54

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I was joking, but yes.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > notsomethingstructural
07/07/2016 at 13:54

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Pepe’s Pizza in New Haven is arguably the best in the country.

Yeah, New York would like to have a word with you about that.....


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:54

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Chauncey Creek Lobster Pier

16 Chauncey Creek Rd, Kittery Point, ME 03905

Worth a stop. not far from your route back to Boston from Portland. It’s BYOB, so make sure to have beers with you.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > The Dummy Gummy
07/07/2016 at 13:55

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I’ll actually be staying in Boston for 2 nights and then only come back to the airport so I can return the rental and fly back home. The rental will be picked up after the second night in Boston. We’ll be without car when staying in Boston.

Do they have wifi at places like the rental agencies? I’d prefer not to use pricey international roaming when using uber. Or are taxis simply waiting there?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > LongbowMkII
07/07/2016 at 13:55

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Gingers still aren’t.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > duurtlang
07/07/2016 at 13:57

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It’s been warm here and humid the past few days.

There’s a $3.50 toll to get out of Logan Airport

If you head down to the Cape/Falmouth on Friday afternoon or anytime during the weekend, expect to sit in traffic. Using a turn signal is a sign of weakness. If you dont know the speed limit, just do 40, at least in MA and RI anyway.

People don’t make eye contact or say hello.

I think everyone else gave some good info too. Have fun!


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2016 at 13:57

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My girlfriend was there for a week or two just a year and a half ago.


Kinja'd!!! notsomethingstructural > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2016 at 13:57

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I live in New York. Benny Tudinos in Hoboken is good but Grimaldi’s has fallen off Lombardi’s is overrated and the original-original Ray’s doesn’t exist anymore. There are no bad slices in New York which is why it's a great pizza city but the original Pepe’s has a legit shot at the individual crown. Sorry.